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Trips to Crazyville!!!!

Ever been there?! Wanna go?? Don't worry...WE KNOW THE WAY!!!!!! My friend Rebecca is back on the blog as your personal travel agent. :)

Hello, fellow travelers!
I feel honored that I have been specially selected to help facilitate your trip to Crazyville! My past experience will be beneficial to you as you think about your trip. Maybe you too are a frequent flyer...if that's the case, we value your insight that will surely enhance the experience for others!

To prepare for the trip, well, you won't need to prepare, because these trips always sneak up on you! So if you are in to spontaneity - good news! - you are prepared!

What to pack:
1) Tissues
2) A really good friend (a traveling companion and will also be needed to assist in the return trip)
3) A shoulder (for in between tissues)
4) Baggage (don't worry, you aren't charged extra for exceeding 50 pounds!)
5) A very small circumstance that recently became not so small OR
6) Several small circumstances that recently became not so small OR
7) No circumstance at all
8) Irrational thoughts
9) Hormones...or a lack thereof
10) Sanity (for the return trip)

Attire:
1) It doesn't matter...you won't be caring what you have on.

Itinerary:
- Most inconvenient time possible: Arrive in Crazyville (the more inconvenient the time, the longer the trip)
- Tour of City
- Excursion with really good friend to edge of reason
- Dinner (it doesn't matter where...as long as it includes LOTS of food!!)
- Post-dinner Discussion with really good friend who will assist in packing for trip home

Upon return, you may experience lag...not of the jet variety...just lag.
No worries!...if you brought your traveling companion back, they will be able to assist during the readjustment period. :)

Safe travels!
Rebecca